搞笑顺口溜英语大全
1、
TherewasayoungmanfromLeeds,
Whoswallowedapacketofseeds.
Withinjustanhour,
Hisnosewasaflower,
Andhisheadwasariotofweeds.
2、
Ilikehoneyallmylife,
Ipastethemonmyknife,
Theyarealwaysverystiff,
Itishardtotakethemoff.
3、
TherewasayoungmanfromQuebec,
whowrappedbothhislegsroundhisneck,
Butthenheforgot
Howtoundotheknot,
Andnowheisanabsolutewreak!
4、
Peter,peter,pumpkin-eater,
hadawifeandfailedtokeepher
putherintoapumpkinshell
Therehekeptherverywell!
5、
Thefairbreezeblew,
thewhitefoamflew;
thefurrowfollowedfree,
wewerethefirsttoburst—
intothesilentsea.
6、
Shestoodatthebridgeatthemidnight,
herlipswereallaquiver;
shegaveacough,herlegfelloff,
andfloateddowntheriver!
7、
JackandJillwentupthehill,
tofetchapailofwater.
Jackfelldownandbrokehiscrown,
Andjillcametumblingafter.
8、
Underthegreenwoodtree
wholovestoliewithme,
andtunehismerrynoteunto
thesweetbird'sthroat,
comehitcher,comehitcher,
comehitcher,hereshallhesee
noenemy
butwinterandroughweather.
9、
WhenthewindisintheEast
It'sgoodneitherformannorbeast;
WhenthewindisintheNorth
Theskillfulfishergoesnotforth;
Whenthewindisinthesouth
Itblowsthebaitinthefish'smouth;
Whenthewindisinthewest
Thenit'sinitsverybest.
10、
Onepotato,twopotato,threepotato,four,
Fivepotato,sixpotato,sevenpotato,more.
11、
快餐店真方便,
tea,tea茶水,
茶水tea真解渴;
hamburger,hamburger汉堡包,
汉堡包hamburger吃得饱;
coffee,coffee咖啡,
咖啡coffee有点苦;
cake,cake蛋糕,
蛋糕cake软又黄;
milk,milk牛奶,
牛奶milk白又香;
egg,egg鸡蛋,
鸡蛋egg有营养;
icecream,icecream冰淇淋,
冰淇淋icecream冰又甜;
juice,juice果汁,果汁
juice品种多;
你也来,我也来,
偶尔品尝还可以,
经常吃变胖,(fat)不奇怪。